Mike and Dave have 7 tastings in this episode. We are going to get crazy and taste "craft" ROOT beer this week since Mike is still on his painkiller from his knee replacement surgery. The conversation includes Aussie women's prison lingo, the NFL playoffs, two Erwins in Mikes room, a male transitioning to a female swimming against a female transitioning to a male (who wins?), and we make up a new national holiday.