Despite what you've heard salamandro isn't dead, he just couldn't make it to this one. So instead the other three kings got together to shoot the shit and talk about whatever. There's a little bit of everything here, crispy making random noises and singing, mario being controversial, and dj ringworm has another love story to tell towards the end. Also if you say the episode name out loud is has to be like "Raaaaandooooom Daaaanciiiiing" from iCarly.