In honor of the 2019 WEBN fireworks, Ted and Andy delve into every Cincinnati tradition they could think of. Most of them seem to be food-related, which is surprising until you see a picture of Ted and Andy. Then it all makes sense. Along the way, we learn what side of the street Andy's bread is buttered on, what it would take to make Ted stop stealing things from Andy's house, and we realize that the smart stuff is stupid.