It's Abbi's birthday! Put on your dirty lazy clothes and join us while we make plans to turn Al Lang Stadium into an Airbnb-- bring your own Ouija board and get your soccer crushes ready for MASH! Find out why MLS gives us anxiety, why we are team #TrusttheJaap, and what shenanigans have transpired. Trisha steps into Beth's world and gives a bio you definitely don't want to miss.