This Week: Phil Vai...uh...Valentine. Dog Tetris. Single Child Home. Marvis: The Fourth Planet from the Sun. The Presidential Combo. Dick Cheney's Foot Rub. Starting rumors about Laura Bush. Eyes Wide Regan Administration. No one gives a fuck about Planet X. Steve Bannon and Marilyn Manson have at least one thing in common. Fuck yeah John McCain.
And more!
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