Welcome Ladies and Gentleman to the first annual Golden Churros Awards Ceremony presented by Drunk Distory! As you've guessed it, Adriane and Ryan ate too many churros and decided to take a trip down memory main street for a glimpse at the year that brought us more Bobs than we can shake an oversized white gloved fist at. This award ceremony will bring shocks and awes and wild spectacles of all kinds that can be crammed into an audio only medium. So pour em if you got em, and put on your finest theme park friendly ball gown and tails as we roll out the red carpet and give honors to the honorable, and slights at the slaps. Let’s celebrate the outstanding year the theme park community has had, and all of our incredible category nominees. But before we hand out our awards, The Dark Ride would like to thank the awesome people who made this event happen, You! Today could not have been possible without our wonderful listeners! Please give a big round of applause for all the people reading this right now, who have given their time, effort, dedication, and so much more to champion the show and make this program a success. ..... Wasn't that weird... you just thought about clapping... nobody around you would even know what the hell you were doing. But I would. So proud of you.
So who is gonna take this beautiful golden churro home, and who is going to get sloppy at the bar in a stupor of loss and regret.... you gotta listen in to find out!
