Cowabonga Baby! This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue hot-podcast summer by drinking yet another of the great Orlando themed water parks – Typhoon Lagoon! This storm-ravaged tropical bay is the perfect place to cool down during the hot summer months (if only it was currently open *cry-face emoji*). That’s right, it’s time to join Miss Tilly the shrimp boat that was impaled upon Mount Mayday and erupt into some laughter (with the help of some strong drinks) to see if Typhoon Lagoon and it’s dope wave pool have what it takes to take on Blizzard Beach, River Country, and Volcano Bay in this mini-tournament to find the ultimate themed water park! Do you think it could be Typhoon Lagoon? There’s only one way to find out!