Todd and Eric dive headfirst into the dazzling—and deeply confusing—resume of Barbie. With over 200 job titles spanning decades, they do the only logical thing: rank the most absurd, oddly specific, or morally questionable Barbie careers of all time. From dolphin trainer to noodle bar worker to… cat burglar?
Barbie the Boomer: If Barbie debuted as a grown woman in the '60s, she’s technically a Baby Boomer. That explains her strong work ethic—and job-hopping habit.
SeaWorld’s PR Nightmare: Barbie was a SeaWorld trainer in 2009, then mysteriously reemerged as a generic dolphin trainer after the Blackfish era.
Matador Barbie (1999): Because nothing says childhood joy like brutal bovine combat.
Cat Burglar Barbie (2009): A full black spandex suit and a "collab" with Christian Louboutin. Nothing suspicious here at all.
Game Show Host Barbie: Same wardrobe as Presidential Candidate Barbie, but with a microphone and less pressure.
Noodle Bar Worker Barbie: Possibly the most confusing title on the list, unless she was temping at Noodles & Company.
Park Ranger Barbie: Finally, some wholesome energy. Big hat, fireside chats, zero bullfighting.
Entomologist, Astrophysicist, Paleontologist: Barbie has more degrees than your entire friend group.
Criminal to Candidate Pipeline: Barbie’s career arc apparently includes a stop in crime before running for office.
Proof that you really can do anything—especially if you're made of plastic and backed by 60 years of marketing power.
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