Eric kicks things off by confusing parentheses with quotation marks (and maybe third-grade grammar in general), leading to an episode full of playful roasts, nostalgic rabbit holes, and philosophical debates about legacy candy storage. Todd stands by with clarifications and calm judgment.
Parentheses Panic: Eric discovers that the keyboard characters he's called quotes might be, in fact, parentheses. Todd gently breaks the news.
Grammar and Concussions: Chair shots and DDTs may or may not be blamed for punctuation confusion.
Dear Live Journal: Eric reads his latest Civil War-inspired Facebook diary, which somehow includes scorpions, Disney budgeting, and a 2006 Wendy’s fry box with emotional value.
Toy Talk & Turbo Nostalgia: From Fry Boxes to Battle Trolls, and mystery thermal-chested animals, the duo explores the sentimental value of random childhood stuff.
Marketing via Microblog: Eric shares his new social media strategy—disguising work plugs inside daily anecdotes about snowfish, fry boxes, and scheduling crises.
Candy in the Trunk: Eric debates whether a child’s Power Wheels is a proper candy storage system. (Spoiler: It is.)
If you've ever struggled with punctuation, nostalgia, or storing leftover Halloween candy, this episode has something for you. Just don’t store your syntax in a fry box.
