This was a first, I actually recorded over a film that is still in theaters, so be aware of spoilers. Barbie and Ken are having the time of their lives in the colorful and seemingly perfect world of Barbie Land. However, when they get a chance to go to the real world, they soon discover the joys and perils of living among humans.
Life in Plastic (wineenthusiast.com):
Ingredients
- 1 ounce rose gin (preferably Glendalough Rose Gin)
- ½ ounce elderflower liqueur
- ½ ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed
- 3 ounces cranberry juice
- Sparkling wine, to top
- Lemon slice, for garnish
- Edible pink or purple flowers, for garnish (optional)
Directions
- In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, add gin, elderflower liqueur, lemon juice and cranberry juice and shake to combine, about 10 seconds.
- Strain into a large rocks glass. Add ice to the glass.
- Top with sparkling wine and garnish with a lemon slice and flowers.
Malibu Barbie Pink Cocktail (everydayshortcuts.com):
Ingredients
- 2 oz coconut rum
- 1 oz pineapple juice
- 1 oz cranberry juice
- 1 oz orange juice
- Splash of grenadine
- Pink sanding sugar for rimming
- Pineapple wedge and cherry for garnish
Directions
- Rim the edge of a chilled cocktail glass with pink sanding sugar. To do this, dip the rim of the glass in a shallow dish of Karo corn syrup, then dip it in a separate shallow dish of pink sanding sugar, turning the glass to coat the rim evenly.
- In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, combine the coconut rum, pineapple juice, cranberry juice, orange juice, and grenadine. Shake well for 30 seconds to combine or until well chilled.
- Strain the cocktail into the prepared glass filled with ice.
- Garnish the cocktail with a pineapple wedge and cherry.
- Serve immediately! Cheers!
Drinking Game (tvtropes.org):
- Take a sip for every "Hi Barbie!" at the beginning.
- Take a sip whenever the Kens talk about "beaching off".
- Finish your drink when Barbie says "You guys ever think about dying?" during the dance party.
- Take a sip whenever the theme song, "Dance the Night", or any variation of it, plays.
- Take a sip when Barbie's flat feet are mentioned.
- Take two sips whenever Closer to Fine by the Indigo Girls is played on the road between Barbieland and the real world.
- Chug when you see the sequence of various landscapes between Barbieland and the real world.
- Take a sip whenever Barbie cries.
- If you are of a medical profession, chug during the scene when Ken tries to pass himself off as a doctor.
- Chug during the entirety of the “Depressed Barbie” ad.
- Take a sip every time you see a “This Barbie is…” meme.
- Take a sip every time you see a Barbenheimer meme on your social media feed.
- Take a sip whenever you see someone mention having seen both Oppenheimer and this back to back.
Elevator Music:
- BossaBossa by Kevin MacLeod | https://incompetech.com/
- Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/
- Creative Commons Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
- http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Clip from Saved By The Bell is from the episode, The Zack Tapes
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