This week is on New Girl, a show with actors I like but have never watched the series until now (I'm still in season 1). If you are like me and haven't seen it, the show is about Jess, who after a bad break-up ends up moving into a loft with three single men. Although the men find her behavior very unusual, they support her - most of the time. It stars Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, Hannah Simone, and Lamorne Morris and was created by Elizabeth Meriwether.
Bro Juice (theodysseyonline.com):
Ingredients
- One bottle of Vodka
- One bottle of Everclear
- One bottle of Fruit Punch
- Large Cooler
- One heaping cup of despair, anxiety, and self-loathing
Directions
- Stir the liquids together until they are thoroughly combined.
- Have fun and drink responsibly.
New Girl Drinking Game (Pinterest.com):
Take a Drink When...
- Jess Sings
- Schmidt has sex
- The outside of the loft is shown
- Schmidt has an OCD moment
- A song plays that you recognize
- There's a reference or flashback to fat Schmidt
- There's a Jewish reference
- Winston mentions a new job
- Jess isn't wearing her glasses
- There's an argument in the loft
- They go to the bar together
- Homeless Dave appears
- Winston pulls a prank
- A loft meeting is called
- They say the word loft
Take a Shot When...
- Schmidt has to put money in the douche bag jar
- Jess cries
- Winston's cat is on screen
- Somebody breaks up
- Nick moon walks out of a situation
- Nadia makes an appearance
- A parent or sibling visits
- Tran and Nick have a talk
- An old ex shows up
- There is a flashback to college
- Schmidt mispronounces a word
- Someone starts a new job
- Jess watches Dirty Dancing
- Character is called by full name
Finish Your Drink When...
- A character gets drunk
- A secret gets leaked
- They play True American
- Someone new moves in
- Jess gets high
- They attend a wedding or get married
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