Sean flexes his tik tok degrees. Julian ruins the lives of 2 children now! Brunch alone, or remove a toe with a butter-knife? Sean is marrying a Martian?! The Closest Crew looks for the Logic... Julian reignites an old passionate love affair, and Sean seems to share that passion... call him Sh!tlock Holmes. A wild Ho-Oh or HoHo? The closet officially has a Hanger (fan)! If you’re Suge Knight, anything is “PROSIBLE”. An aneurysm cucks Dr. Dre. The Closest Crew is all about equality for all (not gingers). What? Spotify is evolving, maybe not... Chris Gaines captures the heart of a lonely mentally deficient Mexican boy! Is all meat potentially food? Try Julian’s authentic Mexican leg tacos! Do you Think Armie Hammer ate his wife’s placenta? Butthole or vagina?
