While I may be wondering why a biological male who doesn't have tits yet is enlisted by Nike to sell us women sports bras, I'd still argue we have bigger fish to fry. In the continuous news cycle from Hades itself (don't tell The Daily Wire I said that!!!), I'm here to talk about how objects that used to be associated with fun and joy -- like beer and teddy bears -- are now used as political tools to trigger chaos and all out war. I wish I was kidding. I wish I could reminisce on my first Build-A-Bear in peace. But no. It's 2023. And from trans influencers to drag queens, prominent forces on either side frankly aren't doing anyone any favors in this battle around gender identity. With some of my celeb trans and drag queen experiences, and a will to effing go another day in this godforsaken mess, I'm here to help.