The one where Courtney, Macy, Keith, and Sam go to a cabin for a relaxing getaway (after all, college in your late forties is exhausting), Keith and Sam make a bet to drink only beer, but Sam loses after the stress of being attacked by a melting hermit and tries to go get help. Back at the cabin Courtney and Macy get eaten by a dog after Macy's face melts and Courtney goes canoeing for no apparent reason.Sam gets attacked by Super Saiyan with a bowl cut (pancakes) then promptly pukes blood and dies heroically.
Meanwhile, after abandoning his friends and wife, Keith stumbles drunkenly from a storm drain, discovers his dead friends, celebrates his survival prematurely, and is shot an excessive amount of times by local law enforcement.
