Movies come in all shapes and sizes, but "The Velocipastor" comes T-Rex-sized (even though the movie is supposed to be about velociraptors, but we'll get into that later)! Jordan, John, and Rhiane dig into the 2018 sci-fi flick and its many problems, such as the rules of being a velocipastor, the lack of an origin story of the velociraptor tooth, Father Stuart's racism, Carol's fighting skills, the lack of authentic ninjas, and much, much more! Plus, they reenact a scene during a segment of Reenactors and have a segment of All Sides. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes so other people know that this podcast is worthy of a toast. Also, watch the 2012 movie "The House at the End of the Street," as it will be the topic of conversation for the next episode. Thanks for listening!