This week, we're ON ONE, and you & your break up need to oblige, asap. Want out? Then go cold turkey or let this sorry mess go on & on until your texting fingers turn into pieces of boneless chicken. We'll cover:
- Your c*nty low self-esteem stopping you from you thinking you can't do better (you can).
- Why pleasing your ex is bullsh*t... because yes it would be great to meet up and f*ck, but later on you're gonna go home and cry and send him hysterical text messages, so let's not?!
- Why going back is reinforcing them to keep f*cking you over.
- Why once the trust is broken, it’s broken.
- Men will say anything to get you on side because yah, they think with their d*cks.
- How love is black & white... actions & words have to be the same thing.
- Trust your gut, or regret it.
- Relationships aren’t Maid in Manhattan with Matthew McConaughey, so stop getting wet over that lie of life.
- There’s no such thing as closure.
- Don’t make out like you want your stuff back when you just want the D back.
- Oh, and never give them your email address, ever.
