You know when you get the ‘ewww’ feeling about someone and it closes your vagina? Yah, it’s called the ick. Get f*cking stuck in for this episode babe… we’re talking about all the sh*t our love interests do that take us from frothing at the gash to feeling luke warm at best.
- Why the stereotypical ‘nice guy’ gives China the ick… no she’d rather get f*cked over by d*cks instead.
- Baby G’s stinky boyfriend, and how hygiene is the biggest turn off.
- Listen to China nearly throw up.
- How China’s ex-boyfriend stank like cabbage but she carried on seeing him anyway ‘cuz she’s desperate.
- The ex with orange rind gums and how it tanked the budding relationship.
- How lack of intelligence turns us off quicker than a soft willy.
- Why being the only one bringing the charisma and the humour is f*cking exhausting.
- Why when guys get physically clingy way too early on, it puts us off.
- How guys need to learn to tread the fine line between soppy but not too soppy, like it’s hard.
- Pet names? Here’s where we stand.
- Say ‘nice tits to us’… and DIE.
- Circumcision, yes, we’re going there. We like foreskin, also we don’t like foreskin?!
- Getting the ick is an organic gut feeling that you need to follow and use as conclusive evidence of whether to snog, marry or avoid.
