It's not 🎶almost paradise🎶, IT IS PARADISE!!!! Boy howdy have we missed the beach. This episode had everything you could ever ask for: Wells, margaritas, someone faking their birthday, and a boy who made his own life a mess pre-paradise by getting too cocky. It also had things we didn't ask for: a disgusting looking hot tub, Johnny rapping, and a man's full penis. And this is just the first episode! Consider us buckled up because we are along for the ride, and we are so excited to take you with us!
