In a new dispatch from Tom and Scott’s ProcrastiNation, Scott moves a step closer to opening the box, assembling and using the Waterpik WaterFlosser. Tom reveals, in a shocking confession, why he stopped using the WaterFlosser from his White Sink Days, when he lived in LA. We discuss our plans for a Museum of Procrastination, coming pretty soon, and we also salute the world leaders who are procrastinators, and keep putting off going to war.