Since their ethics are above reproach, Tom and Scott think they should replace Alito and Thomas on the Supreme Court. They eagerly look forward to the confirmation hearings where they will get huge laughs by telling Senators how much they hate ice fishing in Alaska, as well as hanging out in Montana with billionaires. But they will balance the hilarity, by stressing their commitment to honoring precedent, and by choosing brilliant, earnest clerks to do most of the work.
