Trump floats delaying the election and promotes a quack doctor who advises against having sex with demons. (That sentence is not clickbait, we swear.) Herman Cain dies of COVID-19 after attending Trump's Tulsa rally. Senate Republicans are in no hurry to provide coronavirus relief. Plus, someone - maybe in the White House - is definitely guilty of insider trading stemming from a nonsensical deal Trump made with Kodak. Yes, that Kodak which still exists somehow.