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So today, there is a lot to unpack. First, take a listen to my Fake, Santa Rita Ranch commercial! The ads show up regularly on television here in the Austin area. I thought I'd let you know what living here is REALLY like. (Yes, I've moved.)

Today: Methuselah's teeth, Horses in trailers for the first time, Spiney Fish in the Butt, and...

I'm not sorry that I don't think the Bernie meme is funny. It's mildly amusing at best and I got attacked on The FaceBook

for having that opinion. I definitely needed the "Bag of Dicks" button this last weekend.

Support me? Yes, please.