THIS WEEK:
ASMR of Erik eating a piece of toast…
and today we talk about:
Different ways you can butter your toast
Dolly’s mouth gets ripped up by crunchy bread
Canker sores…who needs ‘em
Check-ins: Life updates
Senior living options and caretaker/patient ratios
Definitions of the word “Cordially”
Sad Girl living
Family visits
Humidifiers aren’t as good as actual Air Conditioners
Erik uses the word “Retardant” and almost gets cancelled
Sammy the dog goes vampire status: bites herself and draws her own blood
Do you have to be an athlete to get athlete’s foot?
Dolly gets a dog hair stuck in her foot
Needle nose pliers can be a lifesaver
Erik used to shave his face the wrong direction and get ingrown hairs
When you go out in the snow, don’t wear street shoes
Why do people run at all?
Basketball practice traumatized Erik in High School
Projectile vomiting at basketball practice is the best
Puking scene in the movie “I Love You, Man”
High School sports and social circles
Basketball etiquette at the gym
Wounds heal but they leave a scar
Weight lifting
Setting up your own gym at home
Losing someone else’s house key
Benefits of Saunas and Steam rooms
At what age should people start using deodorant?
Sweaty handshakes
Slugs are slimy but are the cutest
Erik’s T-Shirt Company and book idea
Self publishing vs having a book deal
Creating art is therapeutic
Things that can create a midlife crisis
Writing letters that you never send
Creative writing
Dolly’s screenplay
Drumsets and electric drumsets
Twin vs full size beds
Pets that keep you awake at night
Cats are great carriers of pinkeye
Dolly gets scammed by WSDOT with toll charges
Procrastinating on paying bills
Highway robbery via Seattle area toll roads
Music vs talk radio while driving
Saves the Day: Emo vibes from the late 90’s
Screamo music
Dolly’s favorite band: Me Without You
That one time Erik said he knew “Me Without You”…instead it was “Me vs Myself”
Carson Cole Allen, Something Witchy and Foo Dog Moto
Erik cuts to the punchline during Dolly’s story about accidentally seeing Thrice
And much more…
