Jake joins us this week!!!
And we talk about:
Drunk personas
Erik’s favorite happy hour drinks
People that used to drive drunk/buzzed
The OG podcast episodes
Jake and Michelle’s house plants
Plants create oxygen
The death of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
America’s painted rats in a bad light
The real lifespan of a turtle
Dolly’s beliefs on the Yakuza
The 90’s live action Ninja Turtles movies
The Coreys: Corey Haim and Corey Feldman
Corey Feldman’s live show @ Studio Seven
The beach is the only place people should wear bikinis
“She Shreds” goes to NAMM and discovers an inappropriate product
Companies that use women in bikinis
Baywatch’s ridiculously long body shot montages
Lotta’s “Big Big Energy”
Going to the casino and winning
Jake’s lucky Estate Sale find
The way people from England say “Z”
The origin story of the Clyde Hill neighborhood near Bellevue, WA
East coast cities named after European cities
The meaning behind the name Portland
How to spell “Mississippi” and “Bananas”
Our morning routine updates
Face moisturizer with SPF
Vitamin D from the sun vs suppliments
Jake’s face needs more moisture and forgot how to say “Milligrams”
Chemical names are hard to say, so we make up our own name “Florp”
Dying your hair naturally doesn’t work well, you needs drugs/chems
Harry Potter hair styles
Beard comb-over
Random hair that can appear anywhere
Dolly gives her dad a haircut and it goes wrong
Erik’s dad cut his brother’s ear once while giving him a haircut
The Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield fight
Celebrities speaking truth and focusing on friends and family instead of fame
We’re all stand up comics in our own lives
Erik hasn’t seen Grease and gets confused by Dolly’s instagram story reference
Grease: the musical and The Outsiders
Book report hack: pick a book that was made into a movie
Jake’s daughter Molly joins us for the end of the podcast
We predict Molly’s future
Sweetheart vs Bless their heart
And much more…
