- Welcome to the dark side!,
- Luke is the man,
- What age are these kids?,
- The classic rivalry of mushroom-leek crescent vs crab and brie filo,
- Dee brags about his DECA (?) career,
- Who wins in a fight Ryan or Luke?,
- Saddest scene of the episode?,
- Dee sets the seeds of betrayal with his cohost in the interest of other shows,
- What would a 98th percentile score be in 2003 & Dee reveals his score!,
- What are the best TV themes of all time?,
- Every time we say like you have to drink,
- *Plz ignore all gulping and can cracking sounds, the boys need to hydrate
