It's time we talked about the most sapphic content SNL has ever aired: the Totino Pizza Roll trilogy, written by and starring Vanessa Bayer, co-written by Sarah Schneider and Chris Kelly with a key guest appearance by Kristen Stewart. We'll also discuss Act III's uncanny parallels with Portrait of a Lady on Fire. What are you hungry for?
Episode transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19ozuSOBPHwzWXVUCmcyXaxV6ba7AG8FU8taB5MqbMu8/edit?usp=sharing
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Homemade tonic water recipe
(adapted from Rainbow Grocery Co-op recipe)
1. Simmer, on low heat for 30 min, these things in 3 cups of water:
2. Add the peeled zests of 2 oranges, 2 lemons, 2 limes, 2 grapefruits (or any combo of 2 or more citruses) and 3 chopped stalks of lemongrass to your mixture
3. Store in a sealed glass jar in the fridge for 3 days, shaking once or twice per day
4. Strain using a fine cheese cloth or coffee filter
5. Combine with simple syrup (2:1 cups of sugar to water - adjust to your personal taste)
6. Funnel into a bottle and store in the fridge
