Tyler and Guest Clayton Joyner (@cajoyne Chicago based artist) go alllllll the way to back to the very beginning with the first feature length Disney film ever! Listen, this is not necessarily our fav disney princess flick, BUT Snow White can rock a cape like no one's business. This is a TALE AS OLD AS TIME YALL: the Evil Queen is worried about her hotness and youth being threatened by a pretty young princess--it's basically the plot of every season of Housewives EVER. Some important things of note: tan small-heeled character shoes do no one any damn favors, the prince just sneaks up on snow and ruins her day AND SONG when she's just trying to sing to her wishing well, the beautiful gems of the mine comfort us it ways we will never understand, and NO ONE can serve a cape and a sensible shriek like our girl Snow. Let's be honest-- this film is just a string of extended dance party montages and we aren't mad about that. Magical Music by Eric Backus.
