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This week the boys talk about Sea Turtles, Trash islands, The Claremont Trotters, Ripe Fruit, Avocado Experts, Corn Squeezing, Sex Fruit, Kegals and Buick Regals, Click Bait vs Dick Bait and more!

How to pick the perfect watermelon: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://i.redd.it/etg9yi51mc031.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/bstsi4/how_to_choose_the_perfect_watermelon/&tbnid=wgDKe8iuzMENFM&vet=1&docid=LVbxeLfw3Xq3pM&w=750&h=743&hl=en&source=sh/x/im

Crazy Sailor Man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxthF9o9k0Y

Vice: Garbage Island: https://video.vice.com/en_nz/video/garbage-island/563b9c912aab5c416bc75039

Get to the Tips:

How to pick the ripest citrus (10:21)

Understanding who you don’t want to be is just as understanding as who you do (15:35)

The life-threatening truth about BBQ brush bristles (23:29)

The Jizz tip of the week! (28:34)

The DOs and DO NOT DOs of picking basil leaves (32:36)

Never be afraid to say the words “I don’t know” (37:15)

Julian goes through the necessary steps to avoid fake car warranty scams (42:57)

Half of your job is your job, the other half is managing relationships (48:30)

DEEP ASS TIPS (60:17)

Look for Julian’s new Autobiography: 101 Jizz stories (My Life as the Jizz Expert), The Jizz Chronicles, Volume 1