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1. If/when he gets out, he'll be an expert at doing laundry.
2. He'll likely have buff prison muscles.
3. He'll never leave his socks on the floor or the toothpaste uncapped.
4. The once-a-month conjugal visitsex will be amazing, given all that pent-up sexual energy.
5. You'll never be called his "ball and chain."
6. You only have to shave your legs once a month.
7. If you buy him baked goods from the grocery story and claim they're yours, he'll never know the difference.
8. You get to sleep in the middle of the bed.
9. The "I've been thinking of leaving my toothbrush and a change of underwear at your
