Welcome to the pilot episode of Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza.
The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour.
Today we’ll be introducing ourselves (And our various stages of pool ownership), discussing the potentially literal cut-throat age range for eligible dates, the tragedy of juice cleanses, and the ideal form of the oyster.
Stick around, and give us a listen!
Note: This is raw, uncut, APPALLING sound quality due to dodgy Covid wifi and we've deliberately left it that way. Whilst all of our episodes are done in one cut, hereafter you will enjoy slightly better sound quality (can't make any promises about improvements to the content, though).
5:32 “The only thing I will say is that this whole lockdown thing has shown me that I am surrounded by creatures.”
6:40 “When I want a pool, I have to find a man on Tinder who’s got a pool.”
7:54 “Tara likes them young.”
“Legal!”
“Legal, yes, but young.”
8:04 “I’d prefer it if they didn’t get above 29, yeah.”
“...I mean, they can at some point, just not in your lifetime.”
12:53 (Talking about potentially drinking the same thing during the podcast)
“I’m not drinking juice with you.”
“No! I’m not talking about now, I’m talking about when I finish my cleanse!”
“When do you finish it?”
“I’m on day 9, so I’ve got another 19 days. It’s nothing! It’s less than three weeks.”
“...Yeah, but the government’s been saying that about when we’re gonna be out of lockdown, I don’t trust anyone that says it’s going to be 2 more weeks.”
18:24 “If anyone listening hasn’t been to Cádiz, or doesn’t know Cádiz, in southern Spain- You should Google it because it’s- Beaut.”
“...You should also go, but you can Google it first.”
31:25 “Interesting. I’ve never been married to somebody who’s first language wasn’t English- Well no, I mean technically he’s from Bolton, so…”
