Celaena is feeling the pressure of keeping up her ruse as the King’s Champion. That burden doesn’t stop her from having an entire day before even eating breakfast though! Her morning routine also includes some light snarling at the women gathering to drool over Chaol’s physique. Meanwhile, Dorian is stuck with his rather creepy cousin who gives off some major bad vibes. Dorian’s day gets a little worse after a not so great conversation with Celaena. We also have another super weird tangent so be ready for that...