Tie an onion around your belt, fix yourself a tall glass of malk, and sprint your way to the couch — on this week’s episode, we’re exploring The Simpsons’ finest musical moments, along with its terrifying lows, dizzying highs, and creamy middles: (1) Best guest musician (2) Best song featured in an episode (3) Best original song. Guest starring Evan Salazar, a comic artist and chair moistener from Sector 7G.