On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I introduce a brand new segment: "GUZZLE 'N GULP"! Each installment will be a (drunken and stoned, but, ultimately very utilitarian) guide to building a seasonal meal and pairing cocktail (or beer, wine / spirit). This is my chance to prove to you idiots that I do actually know about cool, smart-people things too. Bougie things. You know what the fuck I'm saying? I'm talking about things other than just weed strains and fuckin Death Grips factoids. Things other than just ass & titties. Fuckin TikTok kids and Jeff Bezos's space-dick joyride.
Imagine that.
Today, I'll be mixing up an ice cold, shaken Paloma and pairing that with a sweet and spicy Southwestern Chili. In addition, we'll be having Hot Red Andouille Sausage "Pigs in a Blanket"sas a stick to your cute little ass and ribs, less than humble side dish. This is a nice curveball to your normal summer grill-fare and is a perfect meal if you're lucky enough to catch a cool breezy evening or a Mid-July lightning storm. Just don't expect to fuck or eat pussy after downing this. I really do mean that. This is gunna fuck you up a little bit. But, thats never stopped you before, so, have at it.
And to those of you who may be saying:
"wtf haha what an asshole."
Maybe you should be asking yourself if you can even count the amount of times that you acted too smart or cool to enjoy something simple and wonderful and unpasteurized by fucking Target Corporation or Coopted by Disney Plus or whatever and how many hours you've wasted away on preconceived notions instead of just living sensually and with fuckin childlike, playful instinct. And not in some Joe Rogan, "I'm right and you're wrong", Elk meat eating Republican idiot, doomsday "Prepper" pervert, kind of way. No, not like that at all. Fuck you. To you I am simply trying to say: Eat the chili. Drink the fucking delicious Paloma and shove a fucking dough wrapped hot dog down your stubborn too good for fun hole. >:)
Paloma:Tequila (Blanco),Grapefruit soda, Orange Curacao, Limes (freshly squeezed)
- Best served shaken with light ice in a "Highball" glass. Garnish with Grapefruit (sliced).
Southwestern Chili: Ground Beef, Onion, Tomato, Garlic, Serrano Chili, Black Beans, Kidney Beans, Beef Broth, Tomato Sauce, Chili Powder (Seasoning Mix), CocaCola (optional)
- The longer you let this one sit, the better. Keep it at a low temperature and get to smoking some weed, dumb dumb.
Red Hot Andouille "Pigs in a Blanket": Louisiana Style Andouille Sausages, Cresset Roll (dough sheets), Sharp Cheddar
Tracklist:
1. Fortunate Youth ft. Matt Liufau - Jah Music
2. Madvillain, MF DOOM, Madlib - Curls (Instrumental)
3. Dr. Dog - Engineer Says ("Midi Swamp" Version)
4. Junior Murvin - Police & Thieves
5. Together Pangea - Friend of Nothing (Acoustic)
6. Herbie Hancock - Lil' Brother
7. Prince - I Need A Man
8. Gary Smith - Black Orpheus
9. Action Bronson - Cliff Hanger
10. Bob James - Storm King
11. Medeski, Martin and Wood - The Dropper
12. Cheryl Lynn - Got To Be Real
13. 311 - Amber
14. SAINT PEPSI - dream supreme
15. Little Beaver - I Can Dig It Baby
16. Helvetia - Old, New Bicycle
17. Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers - California Desert Party
18. Barrage - Spirits
19. Trapland Pat - Big Business
20. Al Green - Let's Stay Together
