Laney and Kelly take on the “Cyclone” that is Bethenny’s relationship status in this week’s recap. Mercury in Retrograde is in full effect, but the transitional period allowed for a full reset. Please note that there was a minor technical glitch, however, the result will make you giggle or (if you’re boring) groan. Topics this week include: sexual dogs, tall ass men, and whether or not Luann will choose the police in her new cabaret show “Marry. F*ck, Kill.”