Wanted: John “The Jackhammer” Rogan.
Crimes: Attempted Theft of 6 Grocery Stores.
Appearance: Bald, Tattooed, Lumberjackesque, Mean.
Last Apprehended: 909 Illinois Drive, Chicago.
Captured by: Hero Kenan Rockmore.
Witnessed by: Kel Kimble, Friend of Hero.
Status: Escaped from Prison.
Motive: Revenge.
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