This time around, Pardner, Jim gets his jaw a-wobblin' as the boys hold a palaver concerning sightin's of dinosaurs - pspecifically pterosaurs -- in the Old West.
Then dad-blamed if'n he don't go an' throw in some more recent items, too!
Sources:
https://ncse.ngo/young-earth-creationism
https://www.livepterosaur.com/LP_Blog/archives/8561
The Los Angeles Times (Los Angeles, California), August 1, 1886, page 03
The Daily Independent (Santa Barbara California), September 7, 1886, page 01
The Tombstone Weekly Epitaph (Tombstone Arizona), April 26, 1890, page 3
The Newhall Signal (Newhall, California), July 10, 1947, page 1
Arlington Heights Herald (Arlington Heights, Illinois), July 29, 1977, page 3
The Lowell Sun (Lowell, Massachusetts), July 31, 1977, page 6
The Herald-Sun (Durham, North Carolina), January 12, 2018, page A3
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