Some people will tell you that the game isn't over until you've caught 'em all... I mean, I'll show you... I beat the game. I beat the Elite Four but some people... Some people, they say "You gotta catch' em all Donald". Well they're wrong. They're wrong and they're just spreading fake news. Professor Oak and all those scientists you know... They're wrong. They're wrong and they're probably being paid by the PokeDex company or something, I don't know... We'll be launching an investigation into Professor Oak. He gives Pikachus to little children you know? Did you know that? Little children and he just... They show up and he gives them a Pikachu and he says "Go catch 'em all and put them in this Pokedex because I couldn't and I'm old now". You know what that is? You know what that is? I'll tell you what that is. It's child labour. It's child labour and he tells them, "Go catch' em all" but that's not even the end of the game. That's a fake ending for fake people. You know what real people want? They want to be the best. That's right, you beat the Elite Four and you're the best. I did it. I'll show you. I'll show you my save file with the little Turtle Guy and the Rat thing and that Bat that there's a million of in that cave by the way. Did you know that? Millions of them in that Mt Moon place. Also, I've got better teeth than that Rat. They told me. The Doctors told me I have the best teeth of any human - or rat - ever... Yeah! I told them that's too much but they said "Donald, they're the best. What can we do?" I mean, what can they do? Look at them! Nothing fake about these I'll tell ya.
Turns out Trump lost the election so Kumail decided he'd catch 'em all anyway. Find out which Pokemon took him over a week to catch, plus all the details on Alder's arrival in Pokemon Masters and Animation Week in Pokemon Go.
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