Everyone knows "Time is Money", but when you're playing a Gacha game and you go 77 consecutive pulls on SS Blue's PokeFair banner without getting a single 5* Sync Pair it's easy to feel like your money is worth nothing and hence that "Time is Nothing".
But that's where things get complicated, because if Adidas are right and "Nothing is Impossible", then by deduction, "Time is Impossible" and must therefore be an illusion created by humanity in a futile attempt to comprehend and define everything that ever has been or ever will be. Add in the fact that "Time is of the Essence" and you're left wondering why "Impossible is of the Essence" - the perfect description for the new Pokemon Masters Time Trial Event where no matter how hard you try, you cannot guarantee that you will obtain the top prize.
If complex metaphors aren't your thing, we've got new Sneasel Burgers in Pokemon Cafe, Pikachu Proteins in Unown Fact of the Week and a hidden meaning behind "Dada Zarude".
Don't forget if you ever want to see Pokemon Sleep again, you need to #FreeFennel2020.
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