In this episode, the two hosts Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten recap their summer adventures over some pizza for squares. Laura's business is booming, shes getting old and gushing blood. Evan's car is like brand new, and he awkwardly ran into half of the Black Keys. The two recap their summer of movies, concerts, making fun of Bridgerton and getting wet for Henry Cavil. Laura discloses her methods of manipulation in the sims and Evan asserts that Diabetics are way cooler than wheezing asthmatics. After going through the new soundboard, Laura accuses Evan of being afraid of the "Red Puss" and she flexes her vaginal hubris. Evan & Laura have been together for 10 years. This podcast captures what it's like for two high school sweethearts to remain in love, but forever continuing to be Permanently Unengaged.