Good Day! It's March 31st 2022. Thank you for listening to my podcast, Quirk of the Day, host and producer, Autumn Simmons. Episode forty-five, "Stupid Dumb Ass Awards That Never Existed," beginning with, Who’s Who In America, The Sweet Tooth Award, The Marshmallow Alien Award, The Lucky Spoiled Black Cat Award, The Golden Clown Award, The Mustard Tuna Award, The Sardine Onion Pizza Award, The Sassy Bitch Ass Award, Honorable Bull Shit Award. And of course, check out my memoir-essay-humor I, Quirky Girl by Autumn Simmons, and my website, www.thequirkchronicles.com and YouTube channel, The Quirk Chronicles. Enjoy now!!!