Mom Stomp reviews NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory but first Ri vs. B, not being able to handle the TRUTH [Brit's truth], POS Matt Lauer, being enough, stupid milestones setting US back, fucking CHRISTMAS being here and GONE. Plus, the BATMAN-STEEL-TOED-ARMOR BOOT to Spirit Airlines, Airbnb, Ticketmaster, and saying people are cheap. Plus, a quick MNU idea inspired by pastry chef, Cedric Grolet. #theyreBETTE #officialquotefromNASA #therealonesknow