So here is a nostalgic character, near and dear to my childhood, who is getting the live action treatment on the big screen... And the film overall couldn't look more shitty. I'm serious people. I tried not to get myself worked up here and I did okay, but I've got some things to say about two trailers, the cast, the original and redesign of Sonic, and just the way this dumpster fire looks in general. This here ain't no game, so enjoy, y'all.
