The ultimate heist to build a snowman out of fake snow has been put into motion. After all, all of the real snow now only falls one day of the year. Welp, off to get my underwear washed again. Yes, chef!
TALKING POINTS:
Jingle Bell Rock
The Big Annual Snowfall
The Grand Snoozooka Heist
My Only Clean Pair of Underwear
Forced to Donate to Charity
Heavens to Etsy #2
