Inspired by Entraide by Amazaria.
"- If we both get captured because of your unwarranted worry, I'll dump everything I have on you and make sure you get as deep in Impel Down as you possibly can.""- Ivankov's in Impel Down, I'd be free in a minute," he points out. "Also, I feel like you bleeding out is a perfectly reasonable reason to worry."She doesn't answer, which is reason enough for him to kneel by her side and wish for bandages."- Don't tear a piece of your clothes if you're going to complain about it later," mutters Koala."- Right, I'll just watch you bleed to death then," he retorts.(or: in which Sabo and Koala survive, make bad decisions, and yell at each other for making bad decisions, all at once.)