**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don't skip them and then bail on the entire podcast thinking they're all painful to listen to. There are no points for being a completionist, so don't be a hero.**
The Montecito is playing host, probably, to Chinese New Year Festival, which can mean only one thing -- a mass bachelorette party at Mystique. Meanwhile, 12 couples get married by Hugh Hefner and a pair of dancing dragons, Danny almost gets "Training Day"-ed, and Big Ed shirks his responsibilities.
Whatever happens this episode, just remember: when you're listening to this podcast, you're family.
