Y'all say howdy to John Moltz! Here's an excerpt from the About page of A Very Nice Website:
"Who is John and what does he do? You can find out a little more about him here, if you’re so interested, Mr. Nosey. But after years of doing corporate technology full time and writing part-time, I am now a full-time freelance writer, with all the rank, responsibility and Top Ramen associated with that position.
(I’m just kidding about the Top Ramen. We get the gourmet ramen from the freezer section. It costs a dollar more, but it’s so worth it.)"
