Welcome back to Episode 6 of The Function! We want to thank everyone who has made it this far! We appreciate everyone who has supported us for 5 episodes, and we can’t wait to continue to deliver more content to you all!
In Episode 6, some of the topics we cover are:
- Elliott building his personal website
- Wordpress sucks, but please sponsor us though.
- Also Squarespace please sponsor us too
- Fuck Wordpress Website Sidebars. Me and All my homies Hate Wordpress Website Sidebars
- How great of a language PHP is
- Building starting your own Dark Web eCommerce Store
- The Function celebrates Woo Back Wednesday
- How you have no faith in your abilities, yet your work comes out way better than expected
- Kanye is All Gas, No Breaks with these Twitter Rants
- We know what Plan B is, what is Plan A?
- Colin’s hair bleaching update
- We have been playing Dungeons and Dragons longer than Barstool has
- The 6 / 12 / 18 / 24 Challenge
- We are the Co-Founders of the PDL, Professional Drinking League
- Colin will be releasing his apology video
- Michael Jordan baiting people into trash talking him
- The Future of how drinking games are played
- What it takes to be a UFC fan
- Forbes votes Dan Bilzerian is the Top Executive of the Year
- Dan Bilzerian & Mr. Wonderful on CNBC: https://youtu.be/1hLe5VxZPug
- Dan Bilzerian Throwing a Pornstar off his roof: https://youtu.be/plmNu1kr6do
- Parties so sick, you need a Non-Disclosure
- Unfortunately, Jack’s vlog of our Austin Trip has been copy-striked
- Colin’s hunt to uncover the truth about the Epstein’s conspiracies continues
- “The real is back, the ville is back, flow bananas, here, peel this back” is dropping his first 2 singles to The Fall Off
- We are Jermaine Stans
- Elliott fan boys while Colin just straight shits on Logic. Elliott also claims he isn’t a Logic stan, but is basically a Logic stan
- Logic inked a sick, million dollar deal with Twitch
- Sam Spratt is such a talented artist. Go check out some of his art: https://www.samspratt.com/
- Is Quentin Tarantino biracial?
- Colin is a big fan of the new KYLE album
- New Kanye and Logic albums that will make Elliott freak out
- Zuck just isn’t helping himself at all. Zuck is the Sunscreen King
- Virgil Abloh x Jacob & Co Unity Bracelet
- What should we put for our cardboard cutout for the San Francisco Giants?
- Colin fucking hates baseball
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