To-day my help Miss Auntie confront she wacky self-hatred for she Irish Catholic family. HOY!
This St Patty's Day, anyone can am Irish. Even a Bear! If oo am prejudice against the Irish is important to ask WHY. Miss Auntie gived my 3 examples of naughty Irish humans, but there must am some nice ones, too, somewhere. We mustn't lump all of the Irish together. Even if they do seem to am mostly naughty in our wacky experiences.
In thinkin' of this, take the example of my and the puppies. One puppy bited my nosey off, even though my had thunk we was buddies. But that only one puppy! Many others has ammed my true friends. My cannot just become anti-puppy, and have naughty hate in my heart. HOY! Is the same with the Irish Catholics. Be my naughty drunken grandma one? HOY. Be the mean nuns and priests my has meeted Irish? HOY. Be they true meanies, and full of naughtiness? Also HOY! But is possible there a nice one somewhere. My must keep the open mind.
To-night my will ask Baby Jesus, Baby Moses and Baby Yoda - the Council of Magic Babies - what my can do to help heal Auntie's heart. Stop hating the Irish, Auntie! It not make no sense because oo ancestry.com prove oo am slightly one of they, ooself.
HOY and goo'night, wacky listeners. Miss Auntie do not am too mad that my has publish the episode. HOY!