“Big mistake, dude!”
Your Distinguished Professors tackle a movie that temporarily killed a franchise and that isn’t X-Men 3! We suffered through the joyless simulation of a movie that is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, so now you have to listen to us chat about it! It’s only fair! Topics discussed include the confusing proliferation of TMNT media, a plug for The Toys That Made Us, Corey Feldman’s hacky voice acting, an interminable attempt to project our group dynamic onto the turtles, the bad targeting of the jokes for the adults, the degeneration of the turtle effects and Splinter’s loss of his lower torso, the time swap plot, interspecies turtle lust for April O’Neil, magical time travel finally makes its appearance, Leonardo’s Cyclops-like uselessness, endless attempts to try to figure out how racist this movie is, our intervention regarding Vanderpool’s habit of falling asleep in movies, the unresolved mystery of the drawings of the turtles from the past, a digression into kappa, the ubiquitous ‘80s desire to become a ninja, arguably the worst 90s villain falling death, and Clink’s insane double Michelangelo mask moment which dominates the podcast.
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Music credits:
"Laser Groove" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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