In this episode Matt and James focus their gaze on the ill-fated TV show – filmed in Albania and broadcast in Italy – in which 12 hopefuls competed to win a contract with the club. We speak to Alessandro Ugo, who directed the show, and hear from captain Nathan Clarke, who was forced to go to Albania to appear on it. We find out what happened to the winners of the show and speak to Matt’s Auntie Carole, who lives in Italy and was one of the handful of people to actually watch it. There are also quite a few bad Nicole Kidman-related jokes but for good reason: Nathan Clarke spent a night out with her.